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The 8 commandments for Diaspora on returning home

1.Stop the Arrogance
However smart and confidence you may feel, note that someone else is taking this as arrogance. Sometimes it’s best to let others shines so do not make the mistake of thinking that you know everything about everything just because you had access to Google for the last 10 years. Some youths here carry 4 or 5 degrees and did this in a warzone. Just because you had a western education and speak with a good English/American accent does not make you the messiah Somalis have been waiting for.
2.Learn Af-Somali
This is crucial for your survival (in oral sense). People will look at you and judge you. Make sure your Af-Somali game is stepped up and ready to converse at any given time. You should already know that we are an oral nation so having some type of ammo (Not guns) is important. Kids as young as 8 would test you and so would Caasi (Bus) drivers. You must be able to reply as fast as possible without any hiccup.
3.ATM/Cash Machine? Forget all that Rubbish, Welcome to the…

Eid mubarak!

I wish all my readers a prosperous Eid filled with joy.

As a Somali, Xalwa is very much always on the menu come Eid. Without Xalwa is like having a television without access to electricity.


Eid Mubarak to you all and many more
Mohamed Hassan (Dj)